I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Randomize
