So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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