so explain again why im purple
no
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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