There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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