The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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