your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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