So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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