dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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