yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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