You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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