It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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