There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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