I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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