If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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