Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My balls are so social today.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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