yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
then he tried to convert me to islam
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Do you remember whose house we're in?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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