okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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