Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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