I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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