Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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