She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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