all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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