pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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