Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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