I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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