I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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