That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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