No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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