I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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