Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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