accomplished twins. life is a go
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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