I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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