Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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