what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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