the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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