I puked a lego.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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