Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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