then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
