stop calling my apartment porn island.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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