Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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