I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
