I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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