my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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