He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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