I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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