i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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