i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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