I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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