Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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