Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
tell me about the eggs
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