I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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