I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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