Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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