We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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You. Win. At. Life.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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