school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's shark week go big or go home
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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